今日，在公司忽然要辦急事，一定要走到去另一層樓先至可以解決。
一去到 Office 門口，未到 lift lobby，離遠遠就已經狠狠咁瞄到已經有 lift 喇，我連隨立刻發功，運用上乘嘅輕功水上飄絕技，“雪”一聲即時閃咗入去：疾如風，徐如林！入咗 lift，我先至慢慢施施然咁去捽粒 lift 制：不動如山，侵略如火！
Lift 門關閉後，我先至冷不提防地發現：原來架 lift 裡面有隻鬼！！！
隻鬼同我搭訕：「I don’t know why people of Hong Kong always running fast？」
見佢成果遊客咁樣，呢個時候都要代表吓香港人表現出啲待客有禮嘅態度嘅。於是我即時爆出笑口淫淫咁嘅笑容，答番佢：「It’s because we are working hard.」問心，我自己都覺答得好爛！
隻鬼知我有語病，於是咁樣玩番我喇：「We are also working hard, but we don’t moving fast.」
我心想，咁鍾意 hea，莫非佢係歐豬啲窮鬼？我連隨問佢：「Are you European?」隻鬼答：「No, I come from Canada.」結果，我真係唔識點再接落去喇！
呢個時候，架 lift 剛剛到咗我要去嗰層，我 un 一下，即刻唔見咗影，因為我在電光火石間，已經走出咗架 lift 度喇。我心諗，仲唔嚇鬼死你個老外吖嗱！！
well, you don't have to move fast because we already did, have a nice day.
回覆刪除I am moving fast, but I'm not working hard~~~ Hahahaha~~~
回覆刪除黑人:
回覆刪除Haha! Or to say: Don't move! Or I'll move you!! hehe!!!
悟樂の空間:
回覆刪除其實真係跑得快,好世界咩?
最好就係 not working hard but still earning smart!
你今日食左咩呀, 講野咁有趣仲壓埋韻tim!!
回覆刪除haha, bit 得暢快嘛？
回覆刪除肥貓：
回覆刪除可能今曰撞鬼，自己都唔知自己噏乜：(
Laulong:
回覆刪除暢快頂啦！
一野bit咗入lift，又一野喺lift bit 番出嚟，嚇死隻鬼啦！
why not moving fast? we did what you didn't, we make things different, that is one of the points of market value. ^^
回覆刪除走也快，吃也快，玩也快，還有什麽不快的？
回覆刪除嘿嘿嘿~~~
可以用返加拿大成日講嘅語句同佢道別:
回覆刪除Take care, don't work too hard.
DeepC:
回覆刪除係囉，跑得快唔好咩?^^
嘿嘿:
回覆刪除哈哈，沒有不快，好滿意^^
火鶴:
回覆刪除哦，原來加拿大人有句咁嘅嘢嘅^^
咁押韻，睇得多「公主嫁到」定啦。
回覆刪除英文版。
鹿米:
回覆刪除唔通我真係中咗「公主嫁到」毒？死喇，死喇:(
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回覆刪除半滴水都冇，你都可大飄特飄，睇來你係入世武功強人呀！
回覆刪除心中有水自能飄，門外鬼鬼歎奈何！
Coffee n Tea:
回覆刪除嘻嘻，我d水係吹出嚟架^^
難得你的對答反應咁快，係我就啞口無言了。
回覆刪除uncleray:
回覆刪除唔好咁謙啦^^
我答得咁爛仲失禮啦！